A downloadable shitpost for Windows

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NOTE: This game has been cancelled. The version available is totally playable (well it crashes at the end of the boss but whatever), I will just never continue to working on it.

In the year 2015, the apocalypse starts after the dab is invented. After only ten years, every preexisting government has collapsed and over ninety-percent of the population is dead. The story follows one of the last dablords left, Jonar, as he runs into the village to kidnap another unlucky individual to dab on. Jullus, a homeless orphan trying to take Jonar's money, becomes that unlucky individual. After various bullshit, Jonar and Jullus come into conflict with The Edgy Eight, a team of villainous assholes led by Dark Jonar. Jonar and Jullus must now go on a journey across a post-apocalyptic land in this fucking retarded piece of shit story-based beat-em-up game.

Controls (there is an in-game tutorial):

  • X - Attack
  • C - Block
  • Z - Interact (just opening doors for now)
  • Left Shift - Run
  • Arrow Keys - Move
  • Esc - Open Menu
  • Enter - Select Something On Menu
  • F - Toggle Fullscreen

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Click download now to get access to the following files:

Jonar's Bizarre Adventure Part 1.zip 445 MB
Jonar's Bizarre Adventure Source Code.yyz 678 MB

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